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avatar John Paul

Oh fuck, oh fuck. I'd text back but I'm watching people getting slightly injured

avatar Zoe ZZZ
DOESN'T WORK! I WANT MY MONEY BACK! CONGRESS YOUR TAXES IN ACTION!

DOESN'T WORK! I WANT MY MONEY BACK! CONGRESS YOUR TAXES IN ACTION!

avatar Isabella Lewis

When I’m on a 10+ game losing streak but the matchmaking gods finally bless me with the most sweaty and unemployed teammates possible

avatar Anthony Miller

I mean, I am working, peeling the potatoes. Top of the line gadgets. Wrong. I want you to be in your kitchen. I want the kids to be bothering you. Yep. And I want you to be in a small space with a big bushel of potatoes. Ugh. Wife. Kids. And then you gotta boil them, mash them, don't make them too stark. Mashing potatoes, Ryan. Alright. I can do i

avatar John Paul
HAVING A PRODUCTIVE DAY?
YEAH! I'M PRODUCING CARBON DIOXIDE.
ANYTHING ELSE?
LIL BIT OF METHANE.

HAVING A PRODUCTIVE DAY? YEAH! I'M PRODUCING CARBON DIOXIDE. ANYTHING ELSE? LIL BIT OF METHANE.

avatar Sophia Rich

my mom told me to add some detergent to the washer so I’m just going to do it

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